Attack of the Ism's!

Eyewitnesses say they are ordinary-looking people.

Some say they appear to be in a kind of trance.

Others describe them as being misshapen monsters.

At this point, there's no really authentic way for us to say who or what to look for and guard yourself against. Reaction of law enforcement officials is one of complete bewilderment at this hour. Police and sheriff's deputies and emergency ambulances are literally deluded with calls for help.

The scene can be best described as mayhem.

The mayors of Pittsburg, Philadelphia, and Miami, along with the governments of several eastern and midwestern states indicated that the National Guard may be mobilized at any moment,

but that has not happened as yet.

The main advice news reporters have been able to get from official sources is to tell private citizens to stay inside their homes behind locked doors.

Do not venture outside for any reason until the nature of this crisis has been determined, and until we can advise what course of action to take.

Keep listening to radio and TV for special instructions as this crisis develops further.

OH NO! HERE COMES ONE OF THEM NOW!

Autosoterism
belief that one can obtain salvation through oneself

AND ANOTHER! BOARD THE WINDOWS AND DOORS!

Agapism
ethics of love

Cosmism
belief that the cosmos is a self-existing whole

Interactionism
belief that mind and body act on each other

Laxism
belief that an unlikely opinion may be safely followed

Transmigrationism
belief that soul passes into other body at death

Voluntarism
belief that the will dominates the intellect

Pyrrhonism
total or radical skepticism

Nullibilism
denial that the soul exists in space

Malism
the belief that the world is evil

Eidolism
belief in ghosts

Note: The nifty dialogue's from Master of Horror George A. Romero's Night of the Living Dead!

It gets up and kills! The People it kills get up and kill!