Lagomorpha
It appears that I had time to get married and my bride
is naturally blond and has a big set of bleached teeth and a very tiny jaw.
We're in a narrow wooden room with minimal lighting and she is in labor.
"They're crowning!"
The doctor announces jovially
"Twins?"
I retort shrinkingly
My wife's seraphim screech's are nearly tinnitus-inducing,
the light bulbs grow dimmer and a gust of moist wind knocks me on my ass.
I am covered in afterbirth, and the doctor displays to me a completely dry albino bunny rabbit.
"Congratulations, It's a boy!"
he whispers
My teeth muddle softly, and every single hair follicle on my body stands straight up as if to salute the good M.D.
"There should be seven more on the way, yes sir, yes sir, no time to waste"
he studders through his smirk
My wife is unconscious and grinning madly,
I can't help but smile a bit but all i can feel in my heart, my gut, and my bowels
is the movement of old black blood and impending terror.
Interesting Note:
I googled "Woman gives birth to rabbits" this morning and found this
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