U.S. Patent # 5,063, 163

Who knew it was the counterfeit detector pen?
The funny money super stylus!
The currency-discoloring imposter-detecting amalgamation of simple ink and iodine.

Yellow or clean and its the real Mccoy, brown or grey... and its bullshit.
Tough rap my man.

I read recently that a band of Hungarian counterfeiters had developed a complex method of reproducing U.S. water marks and security strips. And they're using expensive fiber woven papers to avoid reaction from detector pens who only pass judgment on wood-based parchment. Good stuff!

We'll have to voodoo conjure Willem Dafoe from a thespian sepulcher in Appleton, Wisconsin to reprise his legendary role as Rick Masters!

"19th Century Cameroon, yes? Your taste is in your ass."
Followed by a volatile blast of a 9mm Glock with a water-cooled suppressor into Carl's cranium and through his prefrontal cortex and onto the Persian rug and dilapidated Venetian blinds.

I just got all 1985 crime drama nostalgic on ya ass.

Perhaps the first and last time I will ever use the pronoun "Ya" in place of your... i cringe at its utterance and yet i have allowed its careful composition in my first post at that.

To Live and Die in L.A. is a wonderful film though, if you haven't seen it immediately stop what you are doing put on some ill-fitting pastels , grab your snuggly (sinfully ugly) cabbage patch kid cinema companion, and take a swing in your 2-door Chrysler Lebaron over to the local VHS rental outlet. Don't forget to pop "I Ran" by Flock of Seagulls into your cassette deck.


This is what I have to show for by the way,
after an assiduous half hour of deep cerebral contemplation.

What new and exciting, visionary and profoundly interesting mass of subject matter will i hurl onto the wandering monitors that stumble across the concertina-wired cobblestoned
brick-ways of my first official blog entry?

Effortless movie plugs,
Banter about counterfeit money, and the word Falanouc...which is the name of an awesome carnivorous mongoose-like mammal native to Madagascar.