UNU BIERON (Schlenkerla Rauchbier)

Aecht Schlenkerla Rauchbier Marzen

Degrees Gay-Lussac: 5.4%
Malt: Barley
Brewery: Brauerei Heller-Trum / Schlenkerla
Country of Origin: Germany

Type: Rauchbier (smoke-beer)

Description:
Deceptive disguises and a rat-trap bond of mud bricks fail to bulwark screwy
Mr. Pig and his homies from forceful entry and lucky for us all the big bad wolf turns out to be an accomplished brew-master by trade.

Nose:
Meat Train derails into nomads boscage outpost amidst Saturnalia,
discharging its cargo of 110 tons of beech-wood smoked back bacon
onto innocent bystanders and sing-along campfires
producing a formidable bark, pork and ethanol vapor
that tickles the olfactics pleasantly to no end.

Flavor:
A sapid seraphic bonfire libation served at conflagration sanctification’s
in praise of mighty Moloch,
complete with sacrificial livestock, hints of smoldering charcoal,
and the dew of sky clad virgins in coven prayer circles
all scrumptiously refined and encapsulated into a decorative umber pint.

Mien:
Preteen High Priestess with dirty blond hair dyed red kneels with her
chestnut frame drum and anointed athame upon a
50-foot ziggurat of a head that tempers with no real urgency
like a collusive gold-digger at a grave-diggers funeral.

Mouthfeel:
Sensitive biker thug with assless chaps refuses a flute of fancy bubbly
and instead opts for a half-flat but thoroughly satisfying can of TAB.

Drinkability:
Truly a five-star pork soda that deliciously tag-teams stack upon stack of
dark chocolate chip pancakes and demands a sly but good-natured oink
from all but the man behind the curtain.

Final Thoughts:
Thirst-quenching liquid bacon is the sex of blithe brewski epicures.

Rating: A