GONZO IMPERIAL PORTER
Degrees Gay-Lussac: 7.8%
Malt: Achromatic with hints of crystal
Hops: Cascades, Warrior
Brewery: Flying Dog
Description:
A psychopomp cranium marinade extracted straight from the
pulsating pagan nimbus pith and nerve-complex of La Santisima Muerte.
Flavor:
Boozy paramour carrying heart-shaped chocolates is dragged by his plaid pant leg through mud pregnant puddles of motor oil by a runaway car-bomb.
Mien:
Pours a Sheikh head short on soap with a fudgy froth of kindling and consummation bedsheets.
Mouthfeel: Velvety sweet-creamy astringent harem of anthropomorphized bubbles smoking
hand-rolled cigarillo's and swatting imaginary bats.
Drinkability: Compliments chocolate layer cake, smoked meats and automotive accidents. 12 oz. of musky love, a perfect choice for Swedish death metal potlucks and days better spent breeding in needle park; plus it doubles as a fuel substitute for heavy machinery!
Rating: B
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