Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Sweet Sweet Constantine Thorns...

BUY THE TICKET,
TAKE THE RIDE.

Or

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More polysyllabic words arranged in an intriguing order (we hope)

Bring your squishy, spongy frontal lobes, we're making an omelet and you're all on the guest list!

Double the fluorescent lighting fixtures!

With even more slow-dancing, dumb chaff, runny noses and cheeky banter than the original!

Fillings chewing tin foil! Strawberry Kiwi Malt Liqour! Bursts of road flares!

Hallelujah!


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